Best book to steal from Borders

The Celestial Omnibus, by E.M. Forster


Unlike many of Forster's novels, this book does not involve Italy, repressed homosexuality or tragedy. It's just an engaging story about a little boy who finds the celestial omnibus that will take you to Heaven, where he runs around with some famous figures and has a nice time. Borders was selling a small, pretty copy which could easily be stuffed up your sleeve; I don't know if they still have them, though. You could also just read it here.